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Lonely is My Lady

from Hope? by DRTYUNCL

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I'm so fucking lonely I now discuss it in a casual tone
Even E.T. got a response when he phoned home
Dial tones become music to my ear drums
"Why don't you speak to me Uncle Tairy, how come?"
Because you fucking suck and I don't have it in me anymore
Just stay out my bars and department stores
Stained glass doors are closed, too busy jerkin' off
It ain't a synagogue, its relationship holocaust
Fuck off, can't you see it in my face?
Lonely as shit, but still wouldn't switch with your place
I enjoy knowing I can only disappoint myself
You depend on cold shoulders to shrug your mental health
Off -- better yet onto
A dish served luke warm, passive aggression haunts you
And I may taunt you on the opposing sidelines
With a beer and the lonliest of smiles I won't hide
Catch me at your grocery line, stickin' notes to your thighs
With an arrow pointing upwards sayin' "come inside"
Try to get under my skin, I'm a fuckin' crocodile
Eat you up and still continue to smile
Been more than a while since I've had to watch my words
Been even longer since I've since I turned a she into a her
I'm a nerd and I'm not smart, don't even like Pop Tarts
But I'll turn an Owen heart into turnbuckle pop art
I'll rip a fart, gasmask your asthmatic dad
Wait a minute, I'm lonely, shouldn't I be sad?
No. So leave me the fuck alone
And don't ask about the next time I'm comin' home
I know I'm a lunatic, but you aren't new to the shit
Just pretend like your emotions aren't fucking useless
Logic washes the car you purchased with liberal arts
And the music that plays in it tells you that you're smart
Yea, sweetheart...you're fuckin' unique
You stick out like a colon pushed into your left oblique
And I'm just a lunatic, pushing forward without movin' shit
Move your ego from the door and we could fuckin' use it - stupid
I'm done playin' cupid
I'm happy being ab-soul-lutely lonely with music
Do this for me, call me up
In a few months lonely enough to see if I give a fuck

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from Hope?, released November 27, 2012

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