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Walk On By

from Hope? by DRTYUNCL

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Hey there in the green skirt, hi
I got a Benz if you're sick of walkin' and you need a ride
Fuck, I lied, but I've got an orange Escort
If you're wanna give this a try, I'll even let you drive
....I didn't think that would work
Regardless of how short that skirt was
I'm just a loser feelin' down on his luck
Tryin'a stretch a slow buck, while forgettin' that loves just a drug
Insert depressing pick up line
She stared at her watch and wouldn't gimmie the time
So I tried to peel off and killed my ride
Validatin' her decision to stay on the outside
Hi, round two, how ya doin'
Not interested? Cool, I'ma keep it movin
Rounds three, four, five, six ended the same way
And by the time I got to round seven and eight
I took a break from the game with a muscle full of strain
Shattered positivity and ego much of the same
Parked my car on sun parched terrain
Started trekkin' on my own, hung head in the rain
Hey, hey, hey
Everywhere I go I start speakin' the same
Uninteresting introduction followed by uninteresting name
This time with a cynical style
Figured the tone matched the attire - while I
Made it into rounds nine and ten
I recognized my personality startin' to offend
The misled walkin' themselves into gimmicks
By eleven I didn't have much left to give it
Skipped round twelve, dipped into the night
Didn't understand it was a twelve round fight
...Alright. Let's check the scorecards
All twelve rounds go to these damn broads
Frauds! I screamed at the judges
All I heard was twenty-four delicate boots bumpin'
Against the concrete on the other side of my temple
I faded into a Just a Friend instrumental
Woke up to the Biz -- which is this
Can't even put my gloves on for these chicks
Shit, my chances come and gone
Got my ass knocked out while jammin' this song
So long to sanity, let's celebrate existence
I'm alone as shit, some feces I'm stuck with
At least I'm not that turd you took in '96
Cramped up and jammed in a sewage system
Dear little misses hoppin' into my car
Please know the transmission won't take you very far
If we run into tar the windows won't roll up
The A/C's broke and my skin could give a -
-Fuck about its appearance my heart was on clearance
Long before you hit play to unintentionally hear this
So please get that green skirt out of my ride
Do us both a favor and.....

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from Hope?, released November 27, 2012

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